I love this! I don't usually see these in blacks and whites. Did you make it?
It looks like a funny face in the upper right corner black eyes, nose and mouth against the white lol

.....I'm pregnant

My son has a book called The Ninjabread Man..it's pretty cute

My husband worked in a cabinet shop a while ago and everyone there was Russian, so they were always playing Russian music(mostly rap). So we're driving one day and my husband puts on some Russian rap and he's rapping along with it, like really getting into it lol I asked if he knew what they were saying and he goes "No, but this sh*t bumps!"

That's cool...I'd like to see it from the back ;)

A couple years ago my son noticed I would use scraps of paper, receipts, or anything within reach for a bookmark, so he made me one out of felt. It has googly eyes and arms and antenna that stick out when I close the book :) It's one of the best gifts I've ever gotten

I read that "what ice cream can do to an airplane" and was wondering what the hell kinds of tests they're doing on planes nowadays

I wonder if the vegan checked to make sure the tattoo ink used was vegan ink...a lot of black inks use bone char. The second tattoo is super cute, and that Family Guy tattoo is rad

I had to look this up and I guess it's true. They believe if you look at the moon it will follow you...not sure why that's bad yet, sounds kind of cool to me haha Navajo also do not watch eclipses
Edit: Of course the moon following you would be bad, all kinds of sh*t would happen if the moon left its orbit

For me it's "When you thought you were done arguing with your kid....."

My youngest nephew didn't know what VHS were. So, he's at my house one day and he grabs one and says "What is this??" I said "...It's a VHS..." He looks at it really funny and says "What's that?" and before I could answer he ripped the tape out. I stood there a little shocked, then said "well, it WAS a movie" He looked at it a little longer said "huh" and threw it on the floor :( That was the first time I really felt old

My nephew was bullied a lot in middle school. He was also taking Kung Fu at the time. One day he went home crying because the kid who bullied him just wouldn't stop, he was always shoving him and threatening to "kick his ass". His mom asked if he had tried talking to the kid and asking him to stop. My nephew had but of course the bully didn't, so his parents said "Well, you know how to defend yourself. Next time he threatens you tell him to go ahead and do it". The next day the bully threatened him, my nephew said Come at me and he knocked the bully to the ground in one hit. Of course the bully went crying to a teacher and my nephew got in trouble, BUT he wasn't bullied anymore after that :)

Same goes for posting pictures of your kids. A while ago I read that a lot of weirdos find kids through location tags

I can't stop seeing a face...the handles are the eyes, the faucet the nose, and the amethyst is a big open mouth