It's a melodica! :^) These are so fun and funny

I never ate my crust when I was a kid. Then my dad took me to some restaurant, and the waiter told me to dip my crusts in honey, and it was f*ing delicious

Was anyone else reminded of the Prom Night Dumpster Baby song from Family Guy?

As someone who's getting their first car in 9 days, I thank you for this :^)

If I remember correctly the couple was from a little Chinese province, where they have a serious lack of sexual knowledge. They went to see a doctor, who gave them a book on sexual education and within months she was able to conceive

Yep...https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162

My husbands almost 30 and he still does this

I'm pregnant, and this is totally me right now lol My poor husband
*me being bitchy*
*my husband cautiously nudging a snack in my direction* "Here honey, how 'bout some food?"
3 bites later I'm chill as a cucumber

"To figure out where things went wrong for English as a language, we have to go back and look at how Europeans first encountered the fruit in question, which is native to South America. It was first catalogued by Columbus's expedition to Guadeloupe in 1493, and they called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians"—not because the plant resembled a pine tree, but because they thought the fruit looked like a pine cone....
According to etymological sources, the English word pineapple was first applied to the fruit in 1664....
....pineapple was already an English word before it was applied to the fruit. First used in 1398, it was originally used to describe what we now call pine cones. Hilariously, the term pine cones wasn't recorded until 1694, suggesting that the application of pineapple to the ananas fruit probably meant that people had to find an alternative to avoid confusion....

Omg, Your cat is gorgeous! Looks a little like my cat, but darker and less orange

I've never had this problem with Play Store, but my phone does this when I take too many pictures. I'll take a few, like literally 3 pics, then I'll try to view them in my Gallery and it says I don't have enough space to open Gallery. ?!?! So I have to go into my Files folder and my phone makes me delete like 20 pics before it lets me open Gallery. Like, why even let me take the pics if I don't have enough space to view them?? I'm not tech savy, but that seems really ridiculous to me lol

That's actually kinda pretty

There's a shot that can cancel your subscription for 3 months at a time..it's called Depo-Provera and I would not recommend it x_x

Avogato

I'm makin' this my new phone background...this is so beautiful

My cat is both of these. By day, a terrifying serial killer of vermin. By night, a pampered princess

When I was in highschool I got suspended for a day because I had a bag of catnip in my backpack, and one of my teachers saw it and thought it was a bag of weed. The office officials didn't even smell it, they just took the bag, told me to sit down and be quiet, and called my mom. So, my mom got there and I told her "it's a bag of f*ing catnip". She and the principal went back and forth for a minute, then they pulled out the bag, inspected it further, and saw that it was indeed catnip. I felt smug as a bug when they had to apologize to me AND I got the rest of the day off school