I was out driving with my son a couple weeks ago, and we're behind this big truck with a sticker on the back window that says "I LOVE CRACK WHORES" and I'm thinking "why would you that on your truck??" and my 9yr old goes "Mom, what's a crack whore?" x_x I didn't know what to say so I turned up the radio loud and said "huh? What?" Lol

I did this with blue gatorade and noodles...turned out pretty cool and my son loved it

Is this like a reverse weight loss thing? "In the end I persevered and gained 30 pounds" lol

But seriously, Good for him

The artist is Odeith. He is so amazing

@f_kyeahhamburg We share a Bday :^)
Happy Birthday!!

My husband laughs almost every time he hears or sees 69 "Babe...69" lol He did it a couple times in front of our oldest son when he was younger and I told him not to "I don't want him catching onto it". So, one day we're watching this video that teaches kids to count to 100 and it gets to 69 and my son turns around, laughs and goes "mom, 69!" I was trying not to laugh and my husband was dying laughing lol

When I was a kid my step mom was a dental hygenist and she legit would put toothpaste and a toothbrush in my stocking lol
She also handed out toothbrushes and toothpaste on halloween

In Shrek 2, when Shrek and Donkey drank the Happily Ever After Potion...Shrek turned into a hunk, Fiona turned back into a babe, Donkey turned into a stallion...What did Dragon turn into?

Imagine someone thinking they're popping some pills and they end up shitting rhinos

Correction: All the ways you fucked up today. And last week...and 5 years ago

Not gonna lie...when I was pregnant with my first son I ate a roll of cookie dough like a burrito lol

I need this

My first thought was "Oh my god, Mia that is disgusting!" I was not prepared for that Lol
My son says "Whoa! That's so sick!!" followed by some crazy laugh
Looks really good though...Did you do it yourself?
Is that a Camilla d'Errico pic in the background?

Aw, that last one is super cute.
Every once in a while, while my husband and I are driving and listening to the radio, a love song will come on and without saying anything he'll reach over and touch my leg. It lets me know that somewhere in his mind he relates the love song to us, and it gives me this tickling feeling in my chest Kinda like butterflies

I feel like this will be my kid when he's old enough for social media lol Trash bothers him SO much. He's always picking it up when we're out, he even called out an adult who littered in front of him. It was kind of embarrassing but all I could do was give the guy this "he's right, ya know" look lol