What a cute little fireplace

What...in the fuck...is that thing? It is both horrifying and adorable

Seriously, wtf is up with that? Lol I odered some hair trimming scissors, and they came in a box the size of a microwave and had 15 of those packing pillows. My 10yo loves it haha

Top left makes me think Sasquatch. Top right Star Trek. Bottom left looks like my dad when he was in high school. Bottom right reminds me of Dave Grohl (?)

Not something I needed to see at 10:30 in the morning

Jesus...All because he clogged the toilet with tp (according to her). He's only 5...My 10yo still clogs the toilet sometimes. She should not be working with children if she thinks that's an appropriate response

There's no sense crying over the edges of your bookshelf, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of Conspiracy Theories, and the music gets done, and you make a neat and very cool sound for the people who are still in love

The only thing that having kids has ruined for me is no longer being able to buy stuff like this

Windowlicker by Aphex Twin
Actually, probably anything by Aphex Twin haha

When I was a kid my mom taught me to pick the snails out of the garden or off the driveway, and sprinkle salt on them. She would say, "See how they bubble and squirm! Isn't that funny?!" She hated those snails SO much. I always felt bad about it, but also wanted my moms approval so I'd kind of laugh and go along with it. I grew up a little and realized how f*ed up it was to do that. Then, I thought back on it as an adult like, "Damn mom, were you trying to turn me into a serial killer? Nature is not bad for doing what it does...Snails gonna snail" Lol I honestly still feel so guilty about all the snails I've killed. Now that I have kids I teach them that all creatures deserve to live their lives, no matter how small or insignificant we may think they are. I've said this many times before, but my 10yo is like Captain Planet lol He's always trying to help the little critters

Fourth row down, fourth to the right...Always haha

For a minute I thought there was a spider baked upside-down in the cake

One of my aunts bears a striking resemblance to Professor Snape lol

She looks like the old man from the old Pixar animations...the one who plays chess. And the one who fixes up Woody in Toy Story 2

I have one kink and it's a really nice collection
Hmm, sounds a little serial killer to me haha

Aw, I love elephants so much.
Fun Fact: Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort, just like human babies suck their thumbs...So f*ing cute

Dude, I love your tree <3
I have a 10yr old, so there's like a billion decorations on my tree. But, I also have a 1yr old, so all the decorations are on the top half only. It's a wreck lol Also love the doggos...Very stylish ;^)

I had a dog who once dragged my grandmother down a hill while chasing a raccoon. Our neighbor said when the dog took off my Gma "flew through the air like Wonder Woman" Now I get her something Wonder Woman themed every year for her birthday. Her favorite has been the Wonder Woman undies lol