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I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
I am on the naughty list because of my husband being open to the idea of me having a good time with my family.
Hmm...I'm gonna try to look at that in as innocent a way as possible
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Hmm...I'm gonna try to look at that in as innocent a way as possible
On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partial refund for my services.
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Don't you wanna eat it, eat it (sorry if it's a repost, it's been a while y'all) 8 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Farts, while unpleasant, are not usually a deterent for me haha Just let it air out a bit
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There's no such thing as the perfect business model .. 5 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Lmao The "worn 3 days" sticker...My mind went straight to scratch n sniff x_x
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
I put a spell on you and now you have a lot of breastfeeding things that are not going on in your own mind
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Nailed it 9 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
More Iike a planet made of DMT...Spice is a nickname for DMT, and it certainly sends you places lol
This’ll be interesting 20 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Possibly. I'm a little concerned about what this sex sandwich has this couple doing on a playground...Then, it (the sandwich) later becomes an issue?.....I have doubts
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Neil is triggered 30 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Wait...What did I do? My last comment on this post was 4 years ago
Edit: Or are you resurrecting
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Edit: Or are you resurrecting
This’ll be interesting 20 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Once upon a time, there was a little sandwich who was unfortunately not a good one by a man to become an expert about the stresses of sex. Only a couple could reverse it, but fortunately for our hero, they found their chance when a new playground accidentally opened. Though the first born was reluctant, eventually the hero convinced them to give them a chance. The moment it happened, the check was reversed and our hero once more became an issue.
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A man’s best friend 9 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Well, that's good. I was genuinely upset for these dogs lol
I assumed it was real because I saw it on my local news app...which is weird now that I think about it, because I am nowhere near Baton Rouge
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I assumed it was real because I saw it on my local news app...which is weird now that I think about it, because I am nowhere near Baton Rouge
6 years ago today during my wife’s first year of teaching got this piece of art from a 3 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
When one of my nephews was 5 he gave me a note that said, "Yur a fukken", because I wouldn't let my son sleep over. I laughed so hard at "fuckin'" being used as a noun. My husband and I still use it that way
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A man’s best friend 9 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Yeah...I don't get how someone who breaks into a house and gets injured can sue and win. I've read about several cases where the burglar gets hurt somehow, sues and wins.
This guy's lawyer is arguing that “The law is clear that guard dogs are permitted to use reasonable force to neutralize an intruder. Raping an unarmed young man for hours isn’t reasonable force.” And this is all going off of what he claims happened...Something I don't even know if they can prove. "Experts" say the courts may settle for $100,000-$300,000 fine, but I hope she doesn't have to pay a dime
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This guy's lawyer is arguing that “The law is clear that guard dogs are permitted to use reasonable force to neutralize an intruder. Raping an unarmed young man for hours isn’t reasonable force.” And this is all going off of what he claims happened...Something I don't even know if they can prove. "Experts" say the courts may settle for $100,000-$300,000 fine, but I hope she doesn't have to pay a dime
A man’s best friend 9 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
It's true x_x He's suing the homeowner, a 90 something yr old woman, for $300,000+ for phyical and psychological damage, and is demanding her dogs be euthanized. He waited a whole hour and a half(the amount of time he claims the dogs raped him) before calling the police though, so I think his "psychological damage" is from him enjoyng it, not from being raped lol If a dog rips off my pants and starts sexually assaulting me I'm calling the cops immediately
Correction: He is suing for $850,000
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Correction: He is suing for $850,000
Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
Newest funsubster: I now have one of those trendy COVID babies :D 10 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
Aww, congratulations on your tiny human! What a cutie!
My baby's about to turn 2, so not really a baby anymore haha It's bittersweet.
Enjoy the adventure!
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My baby's about to turn 2, so not really a baby anymore haha It's bittersweet.
Enjoy the adventure!
Gladiator Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 53 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
My name is Ryan Jones.
Commander of the armies of the bugs.
Loyal servant to the lord of all the info.
And I will have my vengeance. In this life, or a life that is not from the elements of life.
Commander of the armies of the bugs.
Loyal servant to the lord of all the info.
And I will have my vengeance. In this life, or a life that is not from the elements of life.
I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 69 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I want to get in her and get it all over my hands
.....wow.
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.....wow.
It's good but not buy at full price good 3 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
This is me with movies. My son is always asking "Can we get this movie? Can we get that movie?" And I'm like "Not for $25, no. Let's wait a month and get it for $5 at Redbox"
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Fake facts you were taught. 34 comments
klymaxx
· 2 years ago
That oil and gas is made from dinosaurs, and that's why they're called fossil fuels
I'm not sure if that was ever considered fact and disproven, but it's something I was taught in school that I have since learned is not true
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I'm not sure if that was ever considered fact and disproven, but it's something I was taught in school that I have since learned is not true
Probably sfw 4 comments
It's always sunny predictive text game 77 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
The gang has a cutie Dachshund and they are from the upside-down part of the other town and I have the Lavender scented eyeballs that dawdle around picking flowers
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Ah yes, people 4 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
In case anyone else was wondering why someone had 50 grams of dried semen in their house...
"...The victim, 34-year old Jenny White, returned to her Silver Springs Shores apartment last month to discover that several sex toys and accessories as well a collection of pornographic movies were missing.
Ms. White, a hard time Tinder user, also reported a very unique item stolen: a crystal jar containing semen from hundreds of her sexual partners. 'I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.'"
What. The. Fuck.
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"...The victim, 34-year old Jenny White, returned to her Silver Springs Shores apartment last month to discover that several sex toys and accessories as well a collection of pornographic movies were missing.
Ms. White, a hard time Tinder user, also reported a very unique item stolen: a crystal jar containing semen from hundreds of her sexual partners. 'I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.'"
What. The. Fuck.
Brace yourselves...There be some crazy shit up there