That'a like saying the chocolate that you're eating while crying cares about you. It's in your stomach turning into nutrients. Nobody cares. Life is sad. But there's one person you can count on. KOMMENT KING

This shirt is cool.... Sarcasm doesn't work over Internet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well there goes the chance ill ever drink from a straw again

Pretend you never heard it then shell eventually come to you. Worked for me.

It's REESES not reeses

He's probably there to pick up chicks. He watched too much how I met your mother.

There's an MTV show I'd watch. Put all the stars in the arena.

I also like to make things more complicated

Cookie murderer

Will that be debit or credit

99% of FMLs are fake D: if they did pictures to prove it I'd find it way more amusing

Who the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) takes photos of spiders?!?!? Also if I can get more that 30 posts a day that'd be great.

HA!

His name would be... Bond.... Mini Bond