Konrad Koenig

konscious


— Konrad Koenig Report User
Why not? 50 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Because.
Not sure if this makes me a scumbag wife or really smart 9 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Saving is smart. Dishonesty will always hurt a relationship. Communication is key.
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Critical thinking by a 4th grader 5 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
lol. it hurts
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Why not? 50 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Why?
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Is this some kind of 4 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
I cant even...
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How to make your keyboard fabulous 13 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Do or do not. There is no try.
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How to make your keyboard fabulous 13 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
That's not how yoda speaks. I think you're an imposter and I'm telling the Council.
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Talent in one eyebrow 10 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Eyebrow know why everyone loves him.
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The only book a car guy needs 5 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Ask me about my cheese deposits.
Some clever costumes 17 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
I never said I wasn't ready for the making of a creamsicle.
you listen Yow! 3 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
For he's a jolly good fellow.
Nic cage Morning 7 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Mommy, I'm cold.
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Angry cricket noises 10 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Give me Vicks Vapor Rub, or GIVE ME DEATH!
That moment in our childhood? 17 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Nobody likes a French horn.
Polite fire 7 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
I refuse to admit I'm a senseless apricot!
Ridiculously photogenic convict 19 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
You know, this really makes me want to make a ham sandwich, sit, and think awhile. For obvious reasons.
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Brilliant Title 18 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Stop making me eat creamed corn! It's not conducive to my experiments!
Fisting the world 7 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Never surrender. Never give up.
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Youtube comments strikes again! 16 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
Thanks for the explanation
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Youtube comments strikes again! 16 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
A Britain? damnit. I take the fun out of everything...
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When you're h*rny and your boyfriend isn't 28 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
That's why it doesn't happen to me because I used to be you. :) Now I'm horny all the time.
When you're h*rny and your boyfriend isn't 28 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
This never happens for me. I'm the boyfriend of course lol
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How did you get your username? 243 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
It's my rap handle... (rapper name) and a play on my real name: Konrad. I had been writing and producing socially-aware hiphop music for a while and one of my fellow artists dubbed me that as it represented the content of my lyrics. :) Most of my close friends refer to me by this name. lol
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When someone's like "I need to talk to you" 5 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
She's cute as a motherlovin bunny rabbit
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mfw i see all the love shared by funsubbers 30 comments
konscious · 10 years ago
glad you joined in on the fun, I was a guest on the site for a while before even commenting or posting, but what encouraged me to do so was the mostly warm and welcoming members
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