Konrad Koenig

konscious


— Konrad Koenig Report User
Different shades of citrus 19 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
daz awsum
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You know you are getting old when... 4 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
1987 dat good year. All dat goodness was born den.
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Best Photobomber ever 6 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Best Photobomber ever 6 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Everything is fine when she finally came her fine ass along in my fine line of sight. Fine.
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Goat slide 4 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
hahaha I totally thought he did it on purpose...
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Looking at quotes and found this one... 5 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
I am batman.
Every single day as soon as I get home 6 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Pretty much...
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Someone kept calling, so this is how i answered the phone 13 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
I salute you
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Thanks for this real standard 13 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
A sexy one at that.
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Damn worth the read 50 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
GOD DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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let me see those tears >:) 21 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
I didn't want to cry today.
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Don't jaywalk 29 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Or against a light... :)
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Praise our humble guides! 4 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
This....
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Waiting for the diaper change like a boss 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
That was mine too! lol
It's like sleeping on a cloud 10 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Awww, what a cutie.
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Waiting for the diaper change like a boss 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
That's pretty early. Being able to read before you hit kindergarten is definitely a plus and a sign of great intelligence.
Waiting for the diaper change like a boss 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
lollololololol
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Waiting for the diaper change like a boss 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
He can read, but still shits his pants... I'm confused.
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New York 20 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
This picture captures from 116th street down to about 54th street and from Columbus Avenue to Madison Avenue.... It shows about half of the island of Manhattan, which is only 1/5 of the City of New York. AWESOME shot!
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Today I found out my sibling does it too. Our mother seriously f*cked us up 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
Dude, I used to get paid in corn. That was when the economy wasn't so potato-dependent. QUEUE THE STIMULUS PACKAGE.... aka FRENCH FRIES!!!!!
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Puppeh, wat r u doin?, Puppeh, STAHP 6 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
I've officially overdosed on cuteness. I am calling for medical assistance. Please provide extraordinary levels of horrifying to counter-act the stimulus.
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Today I found out my sibling does it too. Our mother seriously f*cked us up 11 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
There goes my last two years of saladry. The basic components of salads. You have potatoes, potato-nots, liquids, dry-seasonings. I am missing the potatoes.
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IT'S FRIDAY 10 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
He realizes at the last second... that his..... is being....
Because swag 4 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
His dad is clearly Wolverine, therefore, he is clearly putting the helmet on correctly because his son is a mutant and that's how mutants put their helmets on... geez
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Hey man, where you going? 12 comments
konscious · 7 years ago
I appreciate your assessment.