"Looks like I gotta do this obamaself"

I'm gonna be the human version of that dad

Where does one buy such a thing?

hmm FS seems pretty nice, guess imam be here a while

If you think about the line how to mock a killing bird you will realize that it is a pun based on how to kill a mockingbird

Looks like that dude from dick in a box...

Cockblocked by bitch's husband

If one looks closely they can see that the cat wasn't really holding guns but the guns were edited onto the cat