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kretz


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FunE 7 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
It has a real photo of a woman and a rude exaggeration. That seems fairly clear to me.
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This is who I am mom! 3 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Only just saw this - you are awesome, random Incredibles fan!
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FunE 7 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I am obese, and am aware that I'm unhealthy. I am working with a doctor to remedy the situation. Making fun of someone never helps. We can have intelligent discussion about weight, health, and our different aesthetic tastes, and we don't need to resort to name calling or fat/skinny shaming. People are beautiful because they are people, and nobody needs to be bullied for any reason. Ever.
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I can't wait 13 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Anyone else think this actor look/acts/talks like a young 9th Doctor?
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Every single family has one 15 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
The dad's face. *screaming internally*
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You live with your mom? Eww 7 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I tried to scroll past this, but I couldn't. Women who would knowingly date a married man are usually in it for the taboo 'excitement', the self-image boost of being chosen/'better' than the wife, or for the money. None of these desires would be gratified by dating a guy who still lives with his mom.
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Nibblonian Dog 3 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE PERFECTEST THING TO EVER PERFECT.
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Canada's new Prime Minister and the "First Lady" 14 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Dayummmm.
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@Georgeplz 10 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
NO BUT HOLD UP I WAS TRYING TO DO LUCID DREAMING AND ALMOST GOT A SUPERNATURAL CAST MEMBER INTO BED BUT THEN HE MORPHED INTO CHEWBACCA AND I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN SO THANKFUL TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A DREAM.
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Betty White everybody 4 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
...and your point?
Nope nope nope 22 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Kill it with fire.
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When you see it 18 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Lol it took me a while.
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Born to be bouncers 5 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
*facepalm*. Their /main/ /export/ is bouncers. That means they basically cultivate them like a vegetable. Just because a village's main export is potatoes does not mean that everyone in the village is a potato. Or a farmer for that matter.
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Treasure Planet, That Underrated Disney Movie... And Let's Admit That Jim Hawkins 17 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Are you kidding? Jim Hawkins caused my sexual awakening and penchant for 'bad' boys.
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Apparently this is a new fashion trend in China 19 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
"Daisy-head! Daisy-head! Daisy-head Maisie!"
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I can never not remember The Rock in Hannah Montana 2 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Best he's ever looked IMHO.
Paper toooowel... I got a paper tooowel 5 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Oh gosh...it's just...it's so happy...!
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Most People Don't Know About This 4 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I will burn you.
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Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Pregnancy is not an injury guys.
It matters A LOT 10 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Muchly. I don't think Viggo Mortensen was that hot even as Aragorn - take away the majestic scruff, makeup, lighting, and strategic camera angles and you're left with the greasy creeper from behind the dumpster.
"Slapped a mosquito out of the air and got an imprint of its last moment on my finger" 3 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Dude. A ghost mosquito would be the literal worst.
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Send this to your crush, it'll work in getting you a date 100% of the time 4 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Does "date" = "sex" now? I'm confused.
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Choo choo 10 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Thank you, random artist, for the eye hernia.
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i think we all need this. 8 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Dr. Spaceman has done so much for my life.
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