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Festival of redheads in Netherlands 15 comments
kretz · 2 years ago
The girl in the middle be like, "Ehrm fehrberlers."
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Why would they invent this?! 13 comments
kretz · 2 years ago
*Emo guitar* I excrete into the blackness. Nobody cares.
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It's Our Top Story Today 10 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
The show became crap after we lost Drew's retarded seal clap and giggles.
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Sand and sea 4 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
"The sea is a desert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above."
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Best wing-man 3 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
So cute.
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Easter egg hunts just got serious 10 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
My folks did this for us growing up. There were six of us and before this system it was a no-holds-barred grudge match. Which I always won.
This hits deep 27 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
:'(
This hits deep 27 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
So damn frustrating! Get over here and let me loooove youuuu.
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Who else remembers this show 14 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
My brother and I had literally the entire movie memorized.
The majestic merman 16 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Looks like I need some help 4 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Saaaame.
The majestic merman 16 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Nope, dibs.
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For just nickels a day you could save the life of a child 4 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Guilt is the name of the game.
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The majestic merman 16 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
I want this merman to be myman.
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Am I the only one who can do this? 48 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
If you can pretend you're looking at something very far away when you're not, that should do it.
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Am I the only one who can do this? 48 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
@aeacus I'm pretty sure everyone can blur their whole field of vision unless there's something wrong with their eyes.
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Am I the only one who can do this? 48 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
I thought everyone could do that.
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Lots of food but... 3 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
This is my current dilemma.
Day 32 of the your daily dose of European Culture: The Trevi Fountain in Italy 6 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
I miss Europe and I've never even been.
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Weight loss Progress 18 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Arial = a font
Ariel = a Disney princess
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Please boop my snoot 7 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Snoot has been booped. Carry on with your lives citizens.
Sassy Doctor Strange 5 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I KIND OF WANT TO BARF RAINBOWS AND THEN STICK MYSELF IN AN ENVELOPE AND SEND IT TO BRENYSNICK CLIMBULNICH.
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How Nordics spend their Winter. Also, this is the new Tarzan. 5 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
I'll take 2 please.
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Show off your tattoo 4 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
This ... This causes me physical pain.
There's an angry kitten staring at me. Help. 3 comments
kretz · 3 years ago
Where is this from?
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