Who's poor enough to still have two keys for one car? *raises hand*

Alaska has much sadness from the leaving out of us. :(

As a girl, I will be using all this advice.

Are you kidding? This would be the comfiest thing.

"I looked into the abyss and it looked into me."

Dear Lord no.

All the Avengers actors/actresses are so awesome, they don't take themselves seriously at all and just go along with whatever. Chill as all get out.

YOU. OUT.

*Sniff* :')

IT'S A BUBBLE IT'S A TEENY SWIMMY BUBBLE!!

*Starts at :18*. I'm a rebel.

YOU CAN USE THIS SYSTEM. If you tell them they can't come out of their room until it's clean, you'll get like HOURS of peace and quiet because they'll be playing but won't want you to know so they leave you alone. *maniacal nanny laugh*

Dang son.

"Look hooman, I has seen the byooty of the yoonivurse."

I bet she has an auditorium where she can sing with her cats.

She looks like, "Bring it. Hormonal sleep-deprived momma 'bout to get real up in here."

In my experience it's the people who are down and struggling that need the inspiration.

I nominate this horse to play Mr. Darcy in the next adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.

Engineer you don't have to be alone I will marry you.

This is FUNSUBSTANCE, not DONESUBSTANCE.