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What is it? 23 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
What in the tiddly-taddly tidwonks did I just see?
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~But what do I know~ 26 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
So true!! No matter how horny I am /that/ is not what turns me on.
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An entire tree full of 'Murica 3 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
$20 says this was beside the dump outside Anchorage, AK.
~But what do I know~ 26 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
If my hubby sent me these he would be gettin sooommme when he got home.
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yep 18 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Yup, for the 24th consecutive year. (Yes, I'm 24 years old.)
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Civil war 18 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING THESE PICTURES OF ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER EXIST?! Plzzz I'm dyin' over here.
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No shave November results 31 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Good thing you hid this. this is straight-up porn.
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The child sees my messy hair and screams 4 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Kids and cats, man.
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*clapclapclap* 27 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
You're broke, your love life's DOAAAAAAAAA!
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*clapclapclap* 27 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Oh my gosh.
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Rock that mustache 5 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
She looks better in a moustache than most grown-ass men do.
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When I keep hearing about this Starbucks cup colour controversy 12 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
JUst USE A SOLO CUP. Get it? A SOLO CUPPPP. *sobs* I'm gonna die alone.
Do you think there are people in other planets? 7 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I personally don't think there is other sentient life out there. That's just my opinion though.
Muacks 5 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
This is actually a fish fight between two males.
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These chairs in between two buildings 10 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN! BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST!!!!
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Naturally occurring Fluorite 12 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Dat some kind Minecraft sh*t right there.
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Jello brick wall 17 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I WOULD EAT THE H-E-DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS OUT OF THAT.
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When you like to tip on that special chair 14 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC YOU GET OFFA THAT CHAIR THIS INSTANT!
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Beautiful. 20 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Sydney lit up the opera house too.
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Friendzoned! 24 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
The friendzone does not exist. The term is used to justify a guy pouting about not getting sex from a girl just because he was nice to her.
Flap. Flap. Flap. 9 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
Hey look it's a flying NOPE.
"It's called fashion, mom; look it up!" 29 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
"What you want fam?"
"Porcupine."
"I gotchu."
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Because I'll never grow up 9 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
I thought he said 93 and I was like, "Dude that's impressive."
The true King in the North 13 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
These guys come into the yard and eat our cabbage and broccoli every summer. Yes we've tried fences. It was a laugh.
I like watching cartoons, reading Harry Potter and I trust people too much 20 comments
kretz · 9 years ago
24 here, still feel the same! The point I've come to is that everyone is just themselves, and 'becoming an adult' is literally just putting out the effort to commit to the responsibilities in our lives. That's it. Not doing it perfectly, just putting out effort.