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kretz


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Im moving to Austin 12 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
I live in Alaska, and I totally get why people in warmer climates freak out - they're not used to (or often prepared for) snowy weather. Up here we have systems in place to take care of it. I mean, if a heat wave of 100+ degrees hit up here, a lot of people would freak out and some would die because we're not prepared for it. Being happy with where you live is cool, but we need to chill on the whole superiority thing.
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I can't be the only one right? 21 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Lots of the yes feeling to this.
This is me. This perfectly describes my life 9 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
I cannot begin to express how much I identify with this.
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Is ramen really that cheap? 14 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
It was a joke about how inexpensive Ramen is. Yes, I'm sure the truck was expensive. :)
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Is ramen really that cheap? 14 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
It's 5 for $1.00 up here in Alaska.
Joke - The man and the monks 48 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
SCREW YOU.
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Who else did this as a child? 19 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
As a child...? I was supposed to stop?
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The scariest thing about Pete is that he is a meme 8 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Yes, go think about what you did.
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The scariest thing about Pete is that he is a meme 8 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
AW but that sounds like something Dean Winchester would do!!!
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Well. This Happened. 5 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Holy what the ??
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I... I don't know what to say 14 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
How about, instead, we don't do that.
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Hey look, we found Bambi's mother 10 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
STILL TOO SOON.
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As an European I always wonder 45 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
They're pretty spendy here too. It's definitely cheaper to eat junk food than to eat healthy.
As an European I always wonder 45 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Well at least as far north as Alaska we have veggies. That's where I'm at.
loki prank 19 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
*shrugs* I'd marry the flimflam out of either one.
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Captain Perry 4 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
AGH THIS IS PERFECT YOU SLAY ME
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Hey look, we found Bambi's mother 10 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
TOO SOON.
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loki prank 19 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
...somehow I'm fairly certain RDJ did something first.
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loki prank 19 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Legit god of mischief right there.
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As an European I always wonder 45 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Wait, it's not like that everywhere?
Sumwun speshal 4 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Who made this I'm dying
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Single ladies 6 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
It's TRUEEE. *sobs*
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This just happened to me on Amazon with some books. :( 6 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
You should see how much they try to charge shipping up to Alaska from the lower 48. It's like, dude, we belong to you.
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Sorry… 48 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
Literal tears dude. How could you??
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*ahem* Dear all you uncultured swines, 8 comments
kretz · 8 years ago
...he says while browsing Funsubstance...