I can give you three of them.

Conclusion : Hamsters don't have skulls

My girlfriend has that but "better", her eyes are splits in two colors and it's not the same in both

So you wanna die ? 'Cause this bus is going to paradise

Maybe he'll hit something with that rifle

I'm not american but I always think english are like "Oi, you wot mate, dickhead" and always wearing joggings and stuff. Sorry for that

So, writing some stuff on a piece of paper is taking action huh ?

He did Supermann too ?