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Just let that sink in. 35 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
In other news, for the sake of cheap shock value, Batman was the one who killed his parents all along. Superman was actually responsible for the destruction of his planet. Spiderman killed uncle Ben for the inheritance money.
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Just let that sink in. 35 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
But from the way it's framed in the comics, it seems that they've made it so he was a Hydra agent all along, from the very beginning.
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c'mon internet 25 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
pa·gan
ˈpāɡən/
noun
1.
a person holding religious beliefs other than those of the main world religions.
Truth about life 6 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Shit, that's what I meant
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Creative pearl skull jewelry 5 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
They may be farmed/deformed pearls
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Truth about life 6 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
More like play to win
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GUYS, I TOOK A PHOTO WITH **CHRIS EVANS**!!!! :DDD 16 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Hail Hydra!
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GUYS, I TOOK A PHOTO WITH **CHRIS EVANS**!!!! :DDD 16 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Very carefully
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How Gramps got the ladies back in the day 11 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
What is a "real man"?
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Emma Watson is pretty without make up too 10 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Bitch, she's probably wearing foundation or something.
BEHOLD ALL OF YE 3 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
"Johnny, say proletariat!"
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Meanwhile in Hungary 5 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
All these dessert pictures are making me Hungary
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The milk to my pizza 9 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Strawberry cheesecake milkshake????
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It's exactly what happens! 12 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Don't drink and drive
-African proverb
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Is no one gonna talk about the Black Panther scratching the shit out of captain's shield? 26 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Moreover, a nation that's had exclusive use of it for so long would likely know a way to forge vibranium stronger than that of Cap's shield
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How our first encounter will probably go... 8 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
*sees dinosaurs*
"Welp, fuck that place."
Goodnight my sweet electronic prince 4 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Sleep tight, my someone
Sleep tight, my love
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Baymax, the best dinner companion 5 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Do they have dakimakuras to dine with?
c'mon internet 25 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
They might be there the next time around.
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c'mon internet 25 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
I mean, it sorta is a religion, but it's tied to family???? I guess you could become Hindu if you really wanted, but it's not as easy to join as Christianity???? If my statements are inaccurate, feel free to correct me.
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Love me some Chinese men 14 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
He's the macklemost attractive to heteros.
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I can't even hold a 1 f*cking second phone conversation today f*ck 5 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
It's pretty much always the same thing anyway.
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Now watch me nae nae 8 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
Could you put in an invisible character?
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I would go to this with tears in my face 2 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
He's going to cry so hard that the highly pressurized tears will penetrate his face.
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I workout! 1 comments
kurukuruguy · 8 years ago
I have really strong legs. Must be from jumping to conclusions all the time
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