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A teacher is grading a test somewhere right now 17 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
My seven year old had to change schools because I felt like her teacher was bullying her. The last straw was when she was sent home and suspended because she was sitting at her desk reading quietly during recess, but teacher wanted her to go out.
Funniest Whose Line scene of all time 2 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I can never repay you for this gift. You have made my life better with this. Thank you!
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Im sure im not the first to ponder this but how is it covered, by company or law? 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
So the school is paying for one position, but to two people who share the position?
Must have 7 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Are these just clear galoshes or do I not get it?
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Name him Static 16 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
According to the photo, they *are* married so I suspect the probability that Static will be born out of wedlock is significantly lower than 77%.
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If your boyfriend doesn't know how to change a tire 3 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I was just saying at work today that if the drivers don't know how to change the tires on the company vans, there should be a lesson. And I'd like to sit in on it; I've only changed a tire on my sub-compact.
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Sticky sheets 4 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
My joke is that they're covered in bodily fluids everyday.
Sticky sheets 4 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Housekeeper here, we change the sheets everyday.
Police brutality 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I love my little Aveo!
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Toast 14 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Number 3 is good for dipping. Fight me.
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Integrity is more important 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
No. It's not morals. It's just the way I look.
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I relate 6 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Is she watching VHS? Oh, my god! Get your life together, woman!
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The most heart warming experiment 7 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I don't get why it's a dick thing to say. I think it's lovely. The only thing my folks have said they'd give my kids is a ride to a foster home if I ever couldn't care for them.
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We need an Elevator 13 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Fast food is not that cheap. As a poor person, I've lost weight from insufficient calories. Beans and rice is cheap; fast food was a luxury.
To be honest, when I had food stamps, I was overweight. With a generous food budget, it was super easy to buy "cheap", convenient, unhealthy foods. And lots of them.
That moment of deep sleep 4 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
The internet has truly changed society.
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People will always blame Trump for everything 8 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Okay, I know it's a joke, but these two articles are about two different things. While the *different* authors disagree about whether paid family leave us beneficial overall, neither is actually a persuasive essay for or against.
The first article questions why companies like Starbucks offer paid family leave for their corporate employees, but not their retail store employees, the "everyone" in the title referring to everyone within a single company from hourly to president.
The second article cites research that is showing that, while well-intentioned, paid family leave is costing young women their jobs because they're more costly to employ compared to men or older women.
Read for yourself:
http://archive.fo/95N8h http://archive.fo/uH6yn
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This guy gets it 22 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
What a beautiful human being who has genuine love for other human beings.
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Santa just likes some kids better 19 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I tell my kids that Santa isn't real but just a game we play. Then I tell them to go to school and tell all their friends.
Who wants to go for a ride ? 49 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
What if I choke on a fucking sandwich and die? That's not fair. Waahhh. Life isn't fair. That's a child's argument.
People like her make me proud 18 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
The "street homeless" are actually a small portion of our countries homeless population. They are often suffering from mental illness and addiction and keeping a job is nearly impossible. Many, many homeless people are living in cars and couch surfing and you see them at their jobs every day but you don't know they are homeless because you have this ignorant idea that homeless people are drug addicts who don't work and are less valuable people who don't deserve care and love and humanity.
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Who wants to go for a ride ? 49 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I'm not exactly certain *why* we should keep people alive who don't want to live. Because *society* is uncomfortable with death? Because *some people* will be sad? Yes, there are laws that day is wrong to commit suicide, but laws are not always correct as they are and need to be corrected as society gains understanding.
Who wants to go for a ride ? 49 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Where's the "Buy Now" button?
I like being me 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
Of course it's a programmed response. It has no emotion. It is programmed to communicate emotion just to manipulate human response of emotion.
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I like being me 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 6 years ago
I'm not sure how I feel about AI communicating emotion.