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*cries in lactose intolerance* 5 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Casomorphins. Quesomorphins.
How was I supposed to know? 20 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
As an escort, either she is the dumbest woman in the world or she was baiting him. Also, that probably didn't happen.
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He's right you know 10 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Kinsey scale
I've been doing it wrong all my life 5 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
r/wewantplates
How to speak American 7 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
By a woman *who plays games and doesn't communicate honestly with her partner.
99 problems 4 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
Whiskey maturing every year 6 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
This is beautiful. Not to mention the three decade commitment.
The hero we deserve 9 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Direct quotes use quotations. It read fine to me as Macron's exact words.
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No name 7 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Yeah. Have you never used a generic brand? Many are just as good, some better, than the brand name.
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Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
idk. Seemed like the perfect opportunity for my favorite joke.
Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
I can't jelly this dick in yo' butt.
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Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Let's be grateful. But I'm bald? 5 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Some of us ladies think bald dudes are sexy.
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Has it changed much? 49 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
That was really well-articulated and I agree with you.
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Awesome matches life hack 12 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Fun Suckstance at it again. Okay, it's not a "hack". It's just an interesting little trick that I, for one, enjoyed seeing.
CEO's speech 3 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
I just have the rubber ball and pieces of broken glass left. I'm pitching the rubber ball into the air, though. I gave my notice last week. New rubber balls are easy to find.
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This mum 'accidentally' sent son to school in this T-shirt 6 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
When I read the story, it was in a bag of clothes from a friend or something. The kid pulled it out, put it on, and strolled out for school without more than a glance from his mama. I could see how that could happen. I just don't understand why that shirt was ever sold in a child's size to begin with.
The snack that smiles back! [ clap ] CHILDREN! 11 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
My dad calls my kids "drunken midgets".
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Here lies.. 92 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Here lies Info. They were going to be a little late to the party.
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Waaiiiit just a minute. 2 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Masturbating to porn would not be my first choice if my husband is home. This kind of makes me sad.
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Here lies.. 92 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Here lies ladyofjefferson. She was a little too much.
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The man, the legend 17 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Please, inspire yourself as he does in something you feel passionate about. And maybe sometimes you'll crash, but maybe sometimes you'll achieve more than you or others expected of you. This man's premise was admittedly dumb, but he took his own genuine interests and achieved more than most of us commenting on funsubstance eighteen hours a day.
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Wonder if there are any blood donators? 25 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
I donate regularly. I pass out completely and feel a little sickie for a while afterwards, but I do it because I got a blood transfusion that saved my life.
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Facts 18 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
But who paid the rent and the power bill for three years? I'd be found within two months of being dead. Not by loved ones, but by bill collectors or maybe my job.
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Now you don't want ti find this note in your hotel 4 comments
ladyofjefferson · 2 years ago
Stripping the bed before you check out not only assures the sheets are changed, but it helps the housekeeper, as well. She has an allotted time to clean each room and the more time you save her, the better she can clean that room. A few other things you can do: throw the dirty towels on the dirty sheet pile. Leave the pillows and blankets on the bed or another (clean) piece of furniture, not on the floor. Leave dishes on the counter and trash all in or around the bin (like pizza boxes). Also, if you leave the tip in a drawer, a coworker with the opportunity to enter the room first will not steal it.
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