Lamortenmarche

lamortenmarche


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Would there be less war? 21 comments
lamortenmarche · 7 years ago
Do you want Putin to conquer the world? Because thats how you get Putin to conquer the world.
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WaW was best CoD 5 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
I actually had lots of fun with SOME hackers.
Some basically created whole new gamestyles (like 3v6, where the 6 only have knives and throwing knives and can respawn, and others get gold to upgrade weapons (a zombie like mode)), or full sniper modes (i like this gamestyle so i stayed), or even just forced a map (terminal <3) and made the game infite...
Best fun I had was someone giving everyone highjumps and speed, amazingly fun x)
What I don't understand is people just giving themselves godmode... What the point?
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WaW was best CoD 5 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Am I the only one that loves the regenerating system? (At least online). I mean, otherwise you just duel someone, get out with 50% hp and you just have 50% for the next duel. Basically duels start depending a LOT on how much health you had before...
The difference between a leader and a boss 6 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
What I see is : the boss reached the goal faster.
We don't smoke! 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Am I the only who thinks the funniest part is that only one of five smoke (only one hands a cigarette) but they all offer a lighter as they all smoke weed.
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I'm sure he has important things to do! 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Yeah... Those girls are HOT and we are talking girl on girl action. No man is THAT loyal. Besides he wouldn't be doing anything wrong by watching it, I mean they are going at it in FRONT OF HIM.
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Stay hydrated! 8 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who doesn't get hangover? I mean, I party, go to bed between 4-7 AM (sometimes blackout drunk), yet when I finally wake up (round 2PM) I'm not hangover whatsoever. I can't be the only one.
What the heck this couldn't be more true! 45 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
They can't really make art or music mandatory, because no matter what, if you're studying science (im studying computer science), it wouldn't make sense to not give someone a degree because he fucked up at theatre. Basically, someone who doesn't care will be able to not give a fuck about it because art class will have such a shitty coefficient it will be irrelevant, or because the requirements to pass it will be neglectable (I have mandatory sport, if I so much as show up and pretend to try I get a passing grade).
We live in a society where science has more value than art, so its normal to push kids to try harder in science, but noone is preventing you from following art if YOU REALLY WANT IT. We're just preventing kids (who don't know better) to screw up their lives just because it's funnier to doodle things than studying maths (not critisizing people who really invest themselves in art, but most kids wouldn't do more than doodle).
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What the heck this couldn't be more true! 45 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
"Mandatory". They can't really make it mandatory, because no matter what, if you're studying science (im studying computer science), it wouldn't make sense to not give someone a degree because he fucked up at theatre. Basically, someone who doesn't care will be able to not give a fuck about it because art class will have such a shitty coefficient it will be irrelevant, or because the requirements to pass it will be neglectable (I have mandatory sport, if I so much as show up and pretend to try I get a passing grade).
We live in a society where science has more value than art, so its normal to push kids to try harder in science, but noone is preventing you from following art if YOU REALLY WANT IT. We're just preventing kids (who don't know better) to screw up their lives just because it's funnier to doodle things than studying maths (not critisizing people who really invest themselves in art, but most kids wouldn't do more than doodle).
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Every. Single. Time. 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
So ennemy team has midlaner and adc frontlining? good, easy win.
I Know The Feeling 6 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
As a dude, if the girl isn't half bad looking I often won't hit on her because I feel like every douche in the room already gave it a try and I don't want to be one more boring dude trying to make a move. So there's that.
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MY HAND IS CHCHCHCHCHINGGGGGGG 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
It just occured to me that, with the new TV you do not have the snowy screen TV when there's no reception... How the hell are you gonna describe that feeling of having a numb hand or whatev to your children from now on?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Achievements 9 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Love how he had a baby inbetween Going to Mars and killing the Predator x)
Ohmygod this is so sad ;-; 14 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Nevermind, figured it out... "I guess" :)
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Ohmygod this is so sad ;-; 14 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Whats the first word of the last sentence?? "I gulp"???
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Paper, Scissors, Rock, Lizard, Spock and more! 8 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
You do realize that, at the end of the day, no matter how many symbols you add it IS still a rock paper cissors? Basically you can divide them in 3 parts, depending on who beats the same and you get this...
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Always trying to hide something 12 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Yeah, how about you learn to lie so you can do both those things easily?
Dumb girl is dumb 7 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
actually she should have divided by four on the line where it says "3*16 = 4x" as 16 is quite easy to divide by 4.
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Patio 20 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
True dat x) shouldve gone a little further that just copying wikipedias definition ><
Patio 20 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Actually patio IS french :
Patio (nm) : Espace découvert clos autour duquel sont disposées, et sur lequel s'ouvrent, en général par des portiques, les diverses pièces d'une habitation. (Type méditerranéen de cour attesté dès le IIIe millénaire à Our.)
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Quite informative 28 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
And you usually get off in the middle of the bus.
One sacrifice pill, please... *stares at Allegiant with tears in her eyes* 56 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Body pill, proceed to take lukes place, side with vador and rule the galaxy. As father and son.
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hon hon baguette eiffel tower 18 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
j'étudie* je pratique* (I'm assuming that second one is a keyboard mistake). Pretty damn good actually.
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hon hon baguette eiffel tower 18 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
I'm a french guy, I always though it was bullshit this image of the french dude walking with bread (though we do eat a lot of it :D). Then I got my own place, had to buy my own bread and... Yep it's true.
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No second chances 10 comments
lamortenmarche · 9 years ago
Yeah, I knew that, was just wondering if someone could take advantage of this board to fuck the police :)