Get real, if zombies broke out the army would simply take care of it before they spread. Seriously, if a zombie epidemic or whatnot happened in a city the city would be quarantined, the problem dealt with in a matter of weeks.

She's selling dem flowers to get other flowers iykwim.

And another one bites the dust. Wait no, the asphalt, it was asphalt. Well, thats gonna cost a lot to the toothfairy.

Months of digging for $100k... Not sure its worth it.

Men don't do that. If I have witty come back I'll fucking say it and my friend will get pissed at first, and then get over it and get a good laugh about it. Men, We know how to be friends.

Am I the only one in here who's first though was "Why would you waste a perfectly beautiful and natural place like that with such a useless thing?" Find your balls and just jump from the cliffs, it's just that funnier.