I once got asked to homecoming as a prank. I didn't even care about the guy, but it still hurt.

Usain Bolt isn't just winning "by a little bit." The gap at the finish line doesn't look big, but there's about a one second difference between him and second place. In sprints, one second is a huge margin.

Unpopular opinion: bacon isn't that good on it's own. I think it's best paired with something else to add a crunch and smoky flavor.

If you have loyal enough fans, they will perceive every action, even the mediocre ones, as great and complex.

Well, that uncle dodged a bullet there.

There should be a bingo game of this whenever you go to these conventions.

I'm amazed at how the 19 year-old managed to achieve that texture under the eye; it's pretty hard to get various textures with colored pencil and they're pretty tedious to use as well.

Marilyn Manson has some of the greatest song lyrics. My favorite has to be "You say you wanted evolution; the ape was a great big hit."

This metaphor shows just how unhealthy teaching can be to one's mental health. Any teacher or kids of teachers know that their work day doesn't end when the last bell rings; they bring their work home and wake up as early as 2 a.m to begin again. Enduring this for 8-9 months is an immense amount of stress. Teachers literally consume themselves in stress to help give the next generation a better future.

*Dentist shoots you*
"You're bleeding because you don't floss."

Gal Gadot is the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen.

This looks like the real-life version of copy and paste.