Texts from an asshole

Because it was in the script

So that's why they build 3 Death Stars - for the insurance money.

By Stephen King

C-3PO Wedding Rings

Pimp my ride outdone themselves

Game of Cones

That's a curious case.

He'll probably get one in the future when he is an old man.

Have you named them?

Yuo had one job!!!

I love this movie! Benigni is the best!

Wildboyz

LOL

...and he never worked again.

This might be a hostage situation.

And I pee without lifting the seat up. #yolo

It's all about the money, money

Great job, guys! Now take 5.