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Better tuition system 44 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
I forgot to mention, he wants to increase the taxes of the rich. He came from a poorer family and knows how hard it is to survive on low wages.
Better tuition system 44 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Not only does Bernie want this, he is also equal rights for everybody, wants to increase the minimum wage to $15/hr, and wants free healthcare (I'm like 99% certain on that last one). He wants countless other things as well. If I was at the voting age he would have my vote. Also #feelthebern is a thing so who wouldn't want that?
I remember reading this book 20 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Damnit David!
Miley Cyrus turtle man 4 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
He was so fucking creepy wth.
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Can you relate? 6 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
My mom always made us go for some reason
Tumblr, sweet tumblr 18 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Don't forget the bandoms hiding in the corner
Murica 28 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Guess what's legal in all 50 states now! Not horse sex luckily.
The ultimate insult creator 57 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
You're nothing but a slutty slut buscuit!
loved that game 32 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
I occaisonally still play it just for fun
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How do you do it? 25 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
We have an absurd amount of cars in our driveway (not ours, my dad fixes them) so we've never needed an alarm system or to leave the lights on
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
You will amount to nothing- my mom
pretty much 19 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Don't forget the cramps that make you feel like 7 people are stabbing your ovaries slowly
This can be a great song 19 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Once we had to stand outside for 30 minutes on the coldest day of the year all because a teacher put pizza in a microwave for twenty minutes instead of two.
The reason I have trust issues 5 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
I fucking hated this it made me so mad every time
Can't wait for 2015!! 8 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
I am from the future in 2015 and I can say while these are going to be exciting, 2015 is shit.
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Finally, there you are 6 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
That dog is incredibly shiny
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Does life even have a meaning? 30 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
The five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom or the time keeper
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laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Super late to this post but that means he would've been 13 or 14 when he got a job.
Get yourself together Bill 12 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Like seeing your parents swear
I can't be the only one 22 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
I always use that as a place for ketchup
Sometimes Tumblr gets it right. 16 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Except in my town football. You would not believe the amount of girls I know that would play if they could
This video is amazing 15 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
One group at a dance competition I went to actually did a routine for the part with the girl. It was really quite impressive
Amen to that 5 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
Once I painted my toenails for the forth of July and normally I won't paint them so I just left them alone afterwards. They lasted until November.
Anyone else who played with this durinig childhood? 18 comments
laughlovepizza · 6 years ago
And then 5 minutes later it's super dirty
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