Not only does Bernie want this, he is also equal rights for everybody, wants to increase the minimum wage to $15/hr, and wants free healthcare (I'm like 99% certain on that last one). He wants countless other things as well. If I was at the voting age he would have my vote. Also #feelthebern is a thing so who wouldn't want that?

Damnit David!

He was so fucking creepy wth.

My mom always made us go for some reason

Don't forget the bandoms hiding in the corner

Guess what's legal in all 50 states now! Not horse sex luckily.

You're nothing but a slutty slut buscuit!

I occaisonally still play it just for fun

We have an absurd amount of cars in our driveway (not ours, my dad fixes them) so we've never needed an alarm system or to leave the lights on

You will amount to nothing- my mom

Don't forget the cramps that make you feel like 7 people are stabbing your ovaries slowly

Once we had to stand outside for 30 minutes on the coldest day of the year all because a teacher put pizza in a microwave for twenty minutes instead of two.

I fucking hated this it made me so mad every time

I am from the future in 2015 and I can say while these are going to be exciting, 2015 is shit.

That dog is incredibly shiny

The five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom or the time keeper

Super late to this post but that means he would've been 13 or 14 when he got a job.

Like seeing your parents swear

I always use that as a place for ketchup

Except in my town football. You would not believe the amount of girls I know that would play if they could

One group at a dance competition I went to actually did a routine for the part with the girl. It was really quite impressive

Once I painted my toenails for the forth of July and normally I won't paint them so I just left them alone afterwards. They lasted until November.

And then 5 minutes later it's super dirty