Use real maple syrup it has antioxidants in it

Where can I get this?

They left out measuring distance by time

The Halifax Explosion

My Dad's complaint when my Mum steals his sweatshirts.

I'm safe, just got another tattoo on Saturday....also not a virgin.

I'm NOT a princess

You can catch the black plague from squirrels at Montezuma's Castle in Arizona.

That's still the worst Star Wars Trilogy

I really like this idea.

Stab the cake with a fork so the maple syrup soaks all the way through...also applied with regular pancakes

Still one of my favourite jokes

Doctor, I smell burnt toast!

Beautiful!

Lightening bug

That is so mean!

He likes pizza

It's the Holy Shit bar