He plays the sporks

Real planets have curves

Probably, although we did circle around for an hour before heading to Toronto for more fuel so they could try it again.

Umm, that's completely against the deaf imo. There's a reason emergency vehicles have lights on them and the more modern (very recent ones) have a bass siren.

And some people live in an area where you can't get an avocado salad year round without having to mortgage your house.

Yep, sheep need to be sheared or they become top heavy, fall over and they can't get up again.

You can get McDonald's delivered here in Canada

It's not lethal at all. :( I have one, so disappointing.

Actually, your body gets rid of most of the radiation that you're exposed to. Everything around you gives of radiation ex. your desk, chair, couch, etc. One or two x-rays and your body will get rid of it. Too many at once (like an x-ray technician) and that's when the problems begin.

Same!

Also gives an extra week before Deadpool 2 comes out...guess who's getting all of my money in the next two months?