Blaez

lblazel


"I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" -Queen, Bicycle Race

— Blaez Report User
Aerial-view of before and after the Battle of Passchendaele 5 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Ironic. When you fight for a city or town, it gets destroyed in the process.
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Male to female transformation 63 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
You mean go man.
Anon has a realization 7 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
I'd say that if that person's life is so bad that a person who hears bad life stories all the time cries, then that person has the right to cry.
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Berezka dance ensemble seemingly floating around 4 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Plot twist: They're on hoverboards.
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COMING SOON TO VHS 13 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Reminds me of the new South Park game where they shit in Netflix for picking up every shitty movie/tv idea.
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I finally found my master! 3 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
What a fucking legend.
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Pappa had a rough life 6 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Ima quote Ender's Game. "Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they'd leave me alone."
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Someone at Google has a sense of humour 1 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
This actually works if you google it.
Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
He insulted my intelligence for no reason so I insulted him back. He also insinuated that he knew how to have a good relationship when in fact he didn't, which is a little disingenuous. How can he talk shit about the ability to have healthy and stable relationships when he can't do it himself? I pointed out a fact that he gave publicly. If he doesn't bother to ask 'why' when other generation's relationships go south, than why should I ask 'why' about his relationships? Relationships are tricky beasts, no matter what age you are.
Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Here's some more, fuckstick. You're unequivocally the most gargantuan cuckold I've ever seen. Maybe in the future try looking back at yourself before you start 'worrying about this generation's ability to form and maintain healthy relationships', Mr. Single Dad.
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Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
@matthewg You're awfully presumptuous in thinking that this generation would react in the same fashion as this man did. I know for sure that I wouldn't have acted so childish. I maybe would've just had a talk with her and not let her drive it again. @diyrogue I'm just pointing out that heels do not have the same value as a sports car. I'm not saying that's an appropriate response.
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Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Negligence, more like arrogance. And I'm guessing that there's damage to the rear bumper, exhaust, and undercarriage, so it's likely that she doesn't have a couple thousand pounds lying around/
Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
He told her not to wear heels, and for a good reason. She didn't listen. While I don't agree with him destroying her heels, it's a much easier bill to front compared to a sports car repair. @that_creepy_guy Taking responsibility by blaming shoes isn't taking responsibility at all, so I don't know where you're going with that. It was her decision to put the heels on and drive against the prohibition of her partner.
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Don't see it coming 5 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
It doesn’t get any more noticeable than that.
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Mission: Impossible 1 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Only bird owners can truly appreciate this utter work of art.
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But is his pen*s feminin? 11 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Note the cut on the person's right arm. Smh get some help.
Abs : Ass breaking system 5 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Good thing she was wearing a backpack
Supply and demand 5 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Speech 100
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Henry Behrens, the world’s then smallest man, dancing with his cat, 1956 6 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
That would be so awesome. It'd be like having a jaguar.
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Blood orange 12 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
It’s just red. There’s no need to over complicate it.
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I should stop speaking english 2 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
No, not burning those calories and getting fat is what kills you.
/fat/ty wonders about pen*s gains 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Go to Asia. Asian girls don’t mind what size you are ecksdee
The donkey library 9 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Smart man.
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/fat/ty wonders about pen*s gains 10 comments
lblazel · 6 years ago
Yea, it's from the loss of fat on your fupa. Think of a tree that has a lot of loose soil around the base. If you pack the soil down the tree appears larger. Kindof a shitty example but it's the only one I could think of.
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