Come up with something better to do than making fun of this kid. Her looks are her looks. She was born with them and can't alter her genetics. You, on the other hand, are making a choice when you behave like a twat on the internet.

Cancel both.

I think it's important that our society try to be inclusive. I think history tends to move in broad swerves of over corrections with each trend being a reaction to the one before. Right now we're still figuring out how to avoid being sexist, racist, homophobic etc. and moderating speech might not be the best way to do that- but it comes from a place that is moving in the right direction.

I love how many people are freaking out. Reductress is a parody site. Breathe everybody.

Dreams do come true in New Orleans!

The woman in this story was then post- humously named Queen in order to legitimize her children. The King had her body re buried in a gorgeous tomb to reflect her station and the procession between her old burial place and the new was said to have been lit by thousands of candles so that darkness would not be able to touch her. The woman has been called "the Corpse- princess" and Stuff you Missed in History Class did a Valentine's episode about her.

I kept waiting for the punch-line. Can't believe someone wrote that in earnest.

I watched the whole thing hoping the Possum was going to jump at the guy and freak him out. That time has been wasted and I can never get it back.

My new hero.

Building might be a descriptor that is more kind than honest

It's fine. The villains don't seem to be interested in the rest of the world either so it all works out.

Is Hulk ok?

Congratulations on your recent dog acquisition. Now repeat the process until you have acquired all the dogs.

This website has trained me to expect potatoes. Your helicopter sketch does not in any way resemble a potato and this simultaneously frightens and enrages me.

Disagree. Cute post, sweet kid and no issue with the moral- but there's no way he's lifting the whole chair. Now that dude's gonna be stuck with two wheels on either side of the wood. He would have had an easier time trying to go around it.

Your mum is a good person. Also you look absolutely stunning in your prom dress. I hope you had a good time.

Who the f quotes Hitler in their yearbook?

Maybe I'm my own soulmate- creating memories and gaining experiences in order to become the best possible version of myself.

And the Emily Elizabeth throws down with a certain big red dog that could crush either opponent with a single bite.

Con: your friend makes poor choices. Pro: those choices are entertaining to strangers on the Internet.

Also he apparently shaves his legs.