To kill a mockingfish 3 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
Oh lord this may be one of the best things I've ever seen.
I'm Egyptian 116 comments
i've learnt from experience to not ask 4 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
As both a SuperWhoLock and a Potterhead, I can verify that the Harry Potter fandom cannot approach the Holy Trinity of Complete Insanity that is SuperWhoLock. J.K. Rowling didn't torture her fans...
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Bill Nye and Texas 147 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE DUUUULL AND DIIIM WHEN THEY SHINE OVER DUMB OLD STUPID TEXAS
(Sorry Texas, Spongebob is very important to me, but I'm sure you're chock full of very nice people)
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(Sorry Texas, Spongebob is very important to me, but I'm sure you're chock full of very nice people)
Shuddup Chocolate 9 comments
I feel like a moron. Why didn't they just show me this in math class? 16 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
Yeah, that's my school. Amazing English, History, and Science departments... and then there's math.
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Too late, way too late 4 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
"Oh, oh, DON'T throw a knife at your hand?"
"NO!"
"Oh, okay."
(Starkid, anyone?)
"NO!"
"Oh, okay."
(Starkid, anyone?)
I always loved him 8 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
Nani is my favorite Disney character because she looks like me :) Makes me happy to see another island girl in the movies, not just some white girl spray tanned to look somewhat ethnic (I'm looking at you, Blue Hawaii).
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Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
... that they were about to hit the wall. Rather than just try to help me, this one asshole came over and berated me for not having any common sense and called me a "dumbass." Note, this is PE class, so we actually had to do sports and shit, which I'm horrible at. So we get to sportsing, pickleball to be more specific, and I'm shitty at it. My partner, randomly assigned, then starts telling me off for sucking at this game. And that's when I just fucking leave. Done.
Oh, and just for kicks:
Remember the second guy from the last story? Yeah, well, he's always high off his ass, and one time in AP World we got seated together. This was first period. Anyways, he is majorly high, so after I say some things he apparently has enough and just turns to another girl at the table (who he likes, I guess) and tries to whisper "She's a bitch." Only, again, he's high off his ass, so he basically stage-whispers it. Fucking hilarious, actually. Loved it.
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Oh, and just for kicks:
Remember the second guy from the last story? Yeah, well, he's always high off his ass, and one time in AP World we got seated together. This was first period. Anyways, he is majorly high, so after I say some things he apparently has enough and just turns to another girl at the table (who he likes, I guess) and tries to whisper "She's a bitch." Only, again, he's high off his ass, so he basically stage-whispers it. Fucking hilarious, actually. Loved it.
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
Contest between:
- One day in sixth grade, I tried to wear a little bit of eyeshadow and two boys cornered me outside of my seventh period and called me "ugly" and told me I should "put on more makeup next time... a lot more." I threw my binder at them.
- Eighth grade, a new kid came into our history class that week. After like 3 days of being in the class, he confronted me in the computer lab and called me a "nagging bitch" and said he hated me. When I asked why, he said it was because he had been "watching" me and had apparently observed how worthless I am. At this point, I just walked the fuck out.
- Ninth grade, in PE class I had been dealing with this douchebag who was just overall kind of rude all the time, but most of the time I just ignored it. That day, he decided to come up to me and tell me that I was the "single fattest person" he'd ever seen. If that wasn't enough, I was distracted by this comment later when I was putting up the basketball hoops, and I didn't notice...
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- One day in sixth grade, I tried to wear a little bit of eyeshadow and two boys cornered me outside of my seventh period and called me "ugly" and told me I should "put on more makeup next time... a lot more." I threw my binder at them.
- Eighth grade, a new kid came into our history class that week. After like 3 days of being in the class, he confronted me in the computer lab and called me a "nagging bitch" and said he hated me. When I asked why, he said it was because he had been "watching" me and had apparently observed how worthless I am. At this point, I just walked the fuck out.
- Ninth grade, in PE class I had been dealing with this douchebag who was just overall kind of rude all the time, but most of the time I just ignored it. That day, he decided to come up to me and tell me that I was the "single fattest person" he'd ever seen. If that wasn't enough, I was distracted by this comment later when I was putting up the basketball hoops, and I didn't notice...
Will Smith's house is so freaking huge! 14 comments
So irritating 5 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
One of my ex-favorite radio stations had this ad that started out with a car horn beeping. -.-
Took me far too long 24 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
This took me so long. In fact, it took so long I actually left and then came back and had to examine it again because my brain was just like "Hey, just saying, there's something wrong with this," and I was like "Yeah, bitch there might be" but I just didn't know and then I found it.
This is powerful 45 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
I feel like all of these should be labeled "skirt." Who gives a fuck about how long her skirt is? That says nothing about her character.
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LOVE MEEEE 8 comments
Don't go crazy up in there... 10 comments
Worse When You Realize Spongebob can Multiply and Shapeshift 7 comments
leilanifish
· 10 years ago
This episode was the bane of my existence for quite some time. And it returns.
