I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $500 Alex

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

Dude!!! That comic scared the shit out of me

Well, that escalated quickly

To be fair, if that were true then girls who cook deserve unlimited oral sex

Totally me when I played sekiro

Doesn't reflect the tendency for traits to be dominant or recessive. Cute but inaccurate

Or you could just rush and not give a shit about what other people think

I work in a pharmacy and you often use abbreviations when typing prescription instructions that often expand automatically or "autocorrect". For example, if I typed: "po", it would autocorrect to "by mouth". I'm certain that the sig was "Once daily", which this person must have typed as "od". But "od" actually means "right eye". And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how this must have come about

Lmao reddit

You used the wrong meme image and yellow text. What the hell?

This is good until WallE is automatically updated to Windows 10

There are so much better things to be worried about. This is ridiculous.

BROCK

Mann....don't break up with someone in public. Especially a nice restaurant. It puts both of you in a terrible position. Imagine the drive home. If I was the one being broken up with id feel like sh*t

Want to up vote because this is true
Want to downvote because of grammar

This is actually designed to make only edge brownies. Hence the fact that every brownie touches the edge of the pan

OMG DO YOU REALLY THINK NIETZSCHE, A WORLD-RENOUND PHILOSOPHER, WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SAID THIS TUMBLR BULLSH*T?

Wait so then they are actually going to make a kid friendly menu if you do that and people will start bringing their kids to the resturants you frequent. Wtf?