LemmeLiveInBooks

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"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."
--Oscar Wilde

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Just some frat .. oh wait... 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
I couldn't tell. The face is distorted from desire to tongue-fuck Leo's ear. But thank you!
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Aquatic Cat Worm in its natural habitat 6 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Target Sighted. Commence Butt Wiggle.
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I was thinking that too 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
The blood rain was probably the easiest thing in the Arena to deal with...
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Just some frat .. oh wait... 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Who is that trying to tongue-fuck Leo's ear?
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When I try to join a conversation at a party 16 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
I was extremely happy. Glad to see you changed your username to something more fitting and warning
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When I try to join a conversation at a party 16 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Did you not notice the sarcasm?
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Excuse me 12 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
He was trying to address the monster as sir or madam, so he looked to its private parts and saw it had a dick.
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How to off the lights without getting up 11 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
No, I think they might be penguins in disguise.
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Have a laugh and share your own jokes, too! 20 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
LOL! Real classy!
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Let's have some fun with a hilarious band post. It's long, but worth the read! 18 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
And band is shorter and easier to spell than orkastraw.
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Let's have some fun with a hilarious band post. It's long, but worth the read! 18 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
My favorite was the tuba foghorn story! I am clutching my sides laughing!
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When I try to join a conversation at a party 16 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
What is a "party"? Regrettably, the word is foreign to me. May I assume it is some rare American delicacy?
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Excuse me 12 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
I was just gonna say that! Like, what about him looks like a female?!
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Such a morning person 5 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Finally! Disney gets real with hair expectations!
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What 4 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
My head hurts now.
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How to off the lights without getting up 11 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
I have 2 and they can't jump that high.
Imagine the confusion 4 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
*CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
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Car honks 5 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Oh God! I can't decide whether this is funny or disturbing.
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follow your dreams 3 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
It's just apostrophes missing. At least they got the right form of the words.
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Hey kids. Wanna buy some eggs? 5 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Did they forget an apostrophe and comma? Like, "Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors', kids."
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You know you spotted a real nerd when 11 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Or maybe he's gay.
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PiƱata cookies 8 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
You ain't doing it right if you can't taste the diabetes.
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Disney version of the hunger games 15 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
But it's Disney. They'd have to cut out all the killing and then the whole story would be completely different!
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BREAD NOW! 3 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
Woof.
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Why we all hate Umbridge 11 comments
lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago
That was a long monologue, but it was TOTALLY worth the read!
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