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"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all."
--Oscar Wilde

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lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

The one in the middle? I don't think so. Camel toes would have to be higher, I think. I don't know any woman whose vagina is that low...

Perfect woman 8 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

One does not simply read this in an accent other than Sofia Vergara's.

Stumpy 2 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I love people who have such a great sense of humor about their shortcomings!

You could say he axed for it 5 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Bet he's gonna wake up in the morning with some wood.
(Sorry, that was bad. It was the only one I could think of).

*wink* 11 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Damn, I'm just up voting all these comments and wishing I could do it more than once!

When I eat out with friends and the bill comes out to be $69.69 7 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Makes it better that the title says "Eat out"

College isn't in the kids future, 9 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Yes, but, I'm assuming he has eyes...

Call me b*tch 3 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Them's some strange kinks...

The ultimate Repost 4 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

This happens on here, too. People see a post and comment on it by taking a tumblr text post and acting like it was them who originally thought of it.

I wonder how many drugs he took... 2 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Almost as unusual as giving a cantelope CPR.

While you're learning not to get offended, brush up on your sarcasm too. 8 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

"What is THAT supposed to mean?!"

*wild Tarzan yell* 9 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

You're gonna try to tell me this isn't the Tree of Souls--Earth version?

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But every rule does have its exception... 19 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Just curious, Deadpool007, what rule do you think has an exception in this case?

Diversity in Fox News 36 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

That's waaaaaay too much blond and white!! Damn!

Oh mama 12 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Maybe. Should we offer it food to entice it to speak?

Do it 20 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I can hear the blow-it-up noise.

Yes Please!!! I Volunteer!! 26 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Alright! 2 down, millions to go!

He knew it was a shitty answer the moment he said it. 15 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

The face of "Oh God, did I really say that? I immediately regret my decision."

He knew it was a shitty answer the moment he said it. 15 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Aww, thank you!

Oh, yeah! Donkey laugh!! 2 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Princess? What Princess? Don't you understand the point of the PPP? Come on Jesus, get with the program! You're a special agent! You, of all people, should understand secrecy!

How heartwarming 46 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I didn't know Lady Gaga was into cats...

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Oh mama 12 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

What?

Unbelievable facts 25 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Look at how muscled his thigh is! Damn!!

Bo Burnham's song called 'The world on fire' 10 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

You might try reading the title...

aren't they just (-_-) 8 comments

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Ordinary is boring.