Looks like she's half baked. ;)

Btw. Blended cucumber is delicious. add a but of lemon and you have agua fresca de pepino

Computer: "are you human"
Me : "I don't know anymore!!!!!"

She died!?

This is my ball there are many like it but this one is mine !

That's what she said!!!

Love the fight club refrence

Guys do this too. We cup each other's balls and say no homo

I never bought them I just won them off the rich kids

I was going to comment on how stupid this girl is. Then I remember the time I handcuffed my self and the keys were on my butt pocket. Smh.

plot twist: Later he finds out it was just his dad in a costume

In an art museum close by. There is said room. Its pitch black and the only light source is small dangling lights. (Like Christmas lights) it's amazing. It looks like your floating in space with millions and millions of little stars

I don't know if you've ever been kissed this way. I had the fortune of kissing a girl like this. It's awesome

Idk man. I've been on shrooms and if this hypothesis is correct the real world doesn't really make any sense wait.... With out shrooms it doesn't make sense either.

40 is a fight club reference. Did anyone see that?

I don't have ac so I have to sleep on the bare floor to be cold enough to use a blanket

I tried to run with one of these before pm3 were a thing. God I fucked up me CDs

Is that hiro from hero's. And the guy from fast and furious

That's fucked up they cut his tail and now they're making a joke out of it.