Could anyone else here this post? Also THX

Maybe don’t post with those bedsheets

Labradorable

*WILL

Something completely different in Columbia

Is that a cat face?

Hello!

He might win against the mighty MAGENTO *magento flies to n and turns everything purple*

How did they find that out?

Marvellous

Search puggle wuggle

As an New south waler I can say that no, we just throw the rain off of Victoria so that it circles the globe via over Antarctica until it lands on either Europe or on Africa

This is from his netflix special btw

The lever guy can be both pushing and pulling the lever at the same time

anyone noticed it said “tear proof.” That’s a startling innovation cause we know that there is always a college student crying over his advanced English textbook in a 8am lecture

Don’t need school shootings when you have this

Spider man I CHOOSE YOU *get angry when Spider-Man evades his balls*

Jesus Christ, I was going to bed man and you had to hit me with them puppy feels

Just ask your mum, no matter what age ask mum

WARNING:
YOU MAY BE CUDDLED OR EVEN LICKED!!!

They should have said you’re

Labracorgi?

I have a similar book on how to, quote “Be a terrible fucking driver”

Last post was about backpacking so I won’t stop you

*in jingle voice’ Portal Rings, steal your spouses ring to finger yourself!