Thanks metalman, wasn’t sure if it was maggot or…

No, age is the length of time that a person has lived or a thing has existed (definition), its a thing

Steve Irwin or his reincarnation

Jim Pickens

I have a spoiler:
A random background character gets hit in the face

Ghost toast

Meowdy

You know you’re old when you desperately want a built in drying rack

You forgot Mel gibson

Why are the signs in English? It was a Soviet town

Choose the glasses, they make you look classy with very little downside other than your blind and will never again be able to walk and read

“Americans think pizza is a vegetable”

I’m a bit of a mix between Polygamist and monogamist

Upvote post if you love top hat bird

Femlins? (Feminist+Stalin because Stalin wasn’t organised, was deranged, and a power hungry psychopath)

Everyone knows that sound

1970-2000

Communist cock jockey!

Also what happened to the other furniture in beauty and the beast? Did it disappear? Did they even have any?

Awwwww

Doctor who or Batman (the newest one not Adam west’s)

Where there’s a WILL there’s a WAY

Volcanic lightning, doomsday’s teaser

Wait, people like that first comment actually exist? Like that’s not just a prank or joke or something? People think that? Huh, I thought humanity was better

I’m Australian and can confirm this is exactly true