He was like that at the start though

Gynaecology: No No No

Don’t you mean ricarduolingo

Yass

5 am. Jesus how early are these people up? Dressed at 5 am? Da fuk

So women get decapitated when in a relationship?
(Lol no I know it ain’t that)

Are you in Swedish prison?

Wait you don’t have a fire extinguisher in every room, what are you supposed to do? Shoot the fire?

It’s a Yayoi Kusama installation you ass, stop making up things to pretend you’re smart and research it
(The guest above the comment above me)

Total invisibility when dead

FULL TRANSCRIPT PLZ

I want to be at a point in life where I have the ability to own and support a herd of corgis

Is this the rise of Texas Man?

Happy Birthday!

Necromacer

Can there be a lotto but instead of money you get a warehouse full of these

Bunnys

Like the inventor of tumblr?

Those womcats are so adorable

Heavy gunner

Awwww. Reminds me of my old bunny, though she was black-furred and weighed 5 kilos (she wasn’t obese she was just really long)

Suburban Venice

KEEP THEM PLZ DEY COULD GET EUTHANISED!

You forgot:
“Elon wanted a flamethrower, so he’s making one”

Wine and McDonald’s really? Those things can be terrible in the long run I’m glad they’re dying