Samuel L Jackson

I will be hungry
I am hungry
(Screams that are closer to the second coming rather than English)
WHY IS THERE NO FOOD!

Then your alarm goes off

Leave the shower mate

Thank you

Cabbage

My feelings are all wearing sunglasses

1. Don’t condemn somebodies beliefs because you don’t have them
2. What is a 401K, I hear it all the time but it’s like they’re saying wing-wam-banana-flam

They actually only do that in Queensland as far as I know. They’re perfectly legal in New South Wales

*gets sued for copyright infringement*

Karen wanted you

In the uni class

Is this about Sesame Credit?

HE HAS A NECK IT TOOK HIM TWO YEARS

MEOWDY

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

PETA should be dispanded

Can someone fact check this

SPIDER-CASSOWARY-DOLPHIN-WOOLY-PIG

Mines always doing the ba-donk thing where it hits two sides and never make the corner

Yeah, we made a movie on it (I’m Australian so don’t think that was someone else being rude about it)

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t even change

They do now. People can just crop this photo

AAAAHHH he did get made a prince...eventually. For anyone who didn’t know Aladdin and Jasmine got married in a sequel, thereby making home a prince. The whole reason the genie was trying to get home to tell Jasmine the truth was not because he cared or some BS but because it fulfilled the wish, since he would be marring a princess afterward. Boom, blew your mind.

When did James get stabbed?