That doesn’t really flow, how about:
Dancing queen, murder scream, human tangerine

Yeah, yeah... it’s me

Happy birthday Oppy

Höñk my Leige

The Gordon Ramsay method: add an insult before and/or after each noun
The Samuel L Jackson method: add the word ‘motherfucker’ after every third word

It’s sad to see it go, but then again, what isn’t sad for me

Steve Buscemi gives 0 shits about what type of movie he’s in

What about a hollow goat shaped gold statue filled with shrooms and uranium?

Who are these people

Black Betty had a child, bramble jam

The whole “Protect the frickin healer” should be much bigger

More than six cups and you can hear tastes

Wait... is it not?

It has to be either 1,2,5, or 6

Of all things expensive rugs?

Kinda sad this whole meme is based around a lie, the guys name was Brant not Brent

Is that... Danny Devito in a wig?

I am

What that rabbit is doing is called a flop and shows extreme fondness for its environment

I’ve been to Outback Steakhouse, I know what I’m talking about when I say this (I’m Australian, doesn’t make me an expert on anything just saying), their portions are massive. Some burgers need to be chopped up just to be fit in your mouth! So what the hell is this woman speaking about. Although in her defence it is fairly pricey

There was no argument about who would press the elevator buttons, it was simply the fastest would triumph and the slow would perish

Isn’t hyper loop run by Virgin now?

Pure blood here! Also shouldn’t the people who haven’t read or seen the books/movies be muggles and family members who don’t know about Harry Potter but have others that do be squibs?

LULU FOREVS

I don’t know who that is, looks like a hobo with a squirt gun full of piss and tequila