It's not that children don't understand, some people believe that's a learned behavior so they prefer not to expose children to it.

When they picked it up, they should have noticed it was glass. How can you make that mistake?

Shut up and take my money!

That's one smart 13 year old.

If the inherited money is large enough, she can buy a new house, she probably won't need her job, will have enough money to get out of jail, and you can always make new friends. Maybe Michael didn't as much damage as he thinks.

Obviously the second person didn't get the joke.

From the top is better.

Sucks to be you.