When I first read this comment I assumed 'Marbles' was a pet's name. Those were some terrifying 5 seconds, I'll tell you that much.

Unlimited raisin is a good second.
It sounds like a promotional stunt for a cereal company. And even then people would pass up on it...

I have been pretty straight laced so far, but I am dedicated and a quick study.
I also play piano, so I have quick and flexible fingers.
Uhm, I meant that in a thieving way....

pay no mind to the trolling guest atomic.

I want to become your apprentice in all things slightly dubious.
I promise to use what you teach me with great responsibility.

I don't know if I'm being rude and excuse me if I am, but I get the feeling you may also know how to lock pick doors.
Could you teach me?

#realmenwearskirts

Exactly. An off the rack suit is a terrible means by which to judge suits. It simply does not compare to how well a suit fits when it is made to fit YOUR body.
Your measurements are used - your height, width, the way your body curves and where.
For that reason it is like a second skin and you won't be obstructed in your movements by either an abundance of fabric or by tightness of the garment.
Get a suit tailored to your measurements. You'll see what I mean.

A well tailored suit should fit and feel like second skin. It is the most comfortable thing in existence.
And yes, even more comfy than your PJ's because, unlike you PJ's there's no extra fabric to get caught up in. And unlike those stretchy whatchamahaveits it's not skin tight and digging into skin and flesh.
God...I love suits too much.