what movie is this?

I was so innocent before fandoms. I just wanted to read more stories about characters that I loved, I had no idea what would be on the other side....

Nice.
I'm not sure who to kill now, them or myself.

I'm so glad. This sports fad was getting out of control.

I was born in Europe, but I moved to the U.S in my teens, lived there for quite some time and got used to these customs. So much that I just kinda naturally do them now.
No big deal, really, but when I moved back to Europe and spoke with native European accent but behaved as an American, people were so damn confused!!
Especially about number 1 and 6; People think I dislike them because I'm very friendly, so friendly it's suspucious to them; and they often think I'm sarcastic when I use big adjectives generously.
I have to tell people I used to live in the U.S and then things tend to get a bit better.

But the donkey does not even live in the jungle, so...

Will someone please tell me what the top one is a cross-section of?

"And so, the horse's success blinded her to the rest of the world."

God I know what you mean!
Apparently my favorite book series is too old to be popular, if it ever was popular to begin with...
I've tried getting people to read it but my out of control fangirling spooks them away....
.....help me...

"I'm hungry..." *looks towards kitchen*
*A spotlight appears and illuminates the fridge as a heavenly choir starts singing*
"Yup, time for PB&J, alright."

This has been my life's goal for several weeks now. The hell with final exams. Nepal sounds good.

I kinda hope your cat wakes you up early in the morning by sitting on your face and possibly farting.

I see a promotion coming your way.