S, I think guest was joking, too...

This guest doesn't play...

Who untied you? Go back to the chair!

My thoughts exactly, guest.

Uhm.... That MAY be so, but by quoting them, you are condoning them.
You think about that, Mr.

I'm getting downvoted for saying I downvote reposts? Well, k.

I've just been downvoting them and reporting them as reposts....Idk if that actually helps any, but i guess if we all follow their system (downvote and report reposts) and stuff still doesn't get better we at least have a very good case for why there needs to be another system put in place.

*ties you up to a chair*
Bad smbadat. Enough of the raping. You sit here and think about what you have done.
*leaves*

*looks at you suspiciously and crooked eyed*
You have an unhealthy obsession with this puppy. Perhaps this is something we need to talk about....

Smbadat, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Also, SACRILEGE! Youu must watch this movie.

The movie in a lot of ways is about the puppy though.

Me, too.

You guys get it?? " I'll be your sausage nightmare!"
Is this thing on? Come on people, that was gold! :P

I'll be your WORST nightmare!

Nou, dat zal mij een worst wezen! :P

Not just "you are sausage",
not even " you are A sausage",
but " you are THE sausage".

Being Dutch when I see someone say "you are the worst" I always first think of the Dutch meaning of worst, which is sausage. Then I have to take a moment to correct that interpretation.
None-the-less, I always imagine someone being a sausage first.

That's from the movie 7 psychopaths. I highly recommend it! It's freaking awesome. The movie also stars Christopher Walken, Woody Harrelson and that one british guy everybody fawns over, I think his name is Colin Farrol, or something.