Ohhhhh I LOVE bats!! So cute!!!

Hmm, yes! I shall bath in the tears of mine enemies!

" 'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top **"
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(** Except if you're skinny. That makes you a bitch.)
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SMH at the hypocrisy.

I Love Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy!
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For those who'd like to know how this section continues:
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Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God,
though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the
entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being
called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they
call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue
creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore
unique in being the only race in history to have invented the
aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

Chick magnet?

I have such a strong urge to rub the tigers belly, but god, what if he decides he's had enough and bites me!

I would name it Harvey.

"Heeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Oh god. It's my worst fear: that Jon Snow turns into another Lady Stoneheart...
(Please tell me there are people here who know what I'm talking about?)

Look at little Willow all grown up!

Looks like the intro to a soapseries starring this eagle as the main villain:
The Bald (headed eagle) and the beautiful

If there was a belt for creative problem solving he'd get it :)

Honestly, if a guy told me my rosebud lips reminded him of cupid's bow, I'd ask him where he got the acid from and if I could have some.

Well actually it's back!
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"an extensive study published in 2015 by a joint research team of England and Portugal concluded that Brontosaurus was a valid genus of sauropod distinct from Apatosaurus"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brontosaurus

baby seal is too cute!

The End is nigh

Now England knows how Egypt feels. Good on you artist person!

Gee, what do you wanna do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

I just want to bring attention to the fact a fucking scarf popped out and perfectly into place.
Jesus. I've never wanted anything as badly as I want this dress.

You know, I feel the same about the name "Bob". Here you have baby boy, looking at the world for the very first time, his whole life ahead of him and the mother looks at this little miracle and thinks "Blob"... Sorry I meant "Bob".
It's just not right.

Not only does Jon Snow know something, we now know something ABOUT Jon Snow. If you know what I mean ;)