Badass princess ring. Exactly what I always wanted.

They have a lot of faith in those tiny suitcase wheels...

My bf looks so cute when he's sick. He get's very quiet and drapes a blanket around his head and shuffles here and there, meanwhile I'm there looking at him thinking 'd'aawwww' the whole time and simultaneously feeling bad for it because he is sick, after all.

Why can I never find people like this IRL?? I want to have a huge groups of friends full of people Just. Like. This.

Crazy.... Someone should tell those kids that there's never reason to sell your body for cigarettes...

Did you escort it across or did you actually pick it up and carry it?

I used to go to these sand sculpture competitions as a kid. Not to participate, but to look. Just seeing this picture here brings back so many memories! I can just smell the seabreeze!

From now on when I see something idiotic I will not enter into a discussion or try to give them facts. That never really helps any way. No. From now on I'll simply say: " I'll pray Anabiel will cure you from your affliction," and then leave.

Don't be sad fat russian cat! I'll give you a slice of bologna.

" I've also got some fiiiiine aged cheese."

I don't know why I thought of Ned Flanders when I read this...
"Yep. That's didedlily doodlily goodily bootily"

*Applause*

They have the same look of derided confusion in their eyes.

Never forget over the counter ibuprofen. You have a cold? Ibuprofen and a nap.
Sprained wrist? Ibuprofen and a nap. Broken leg? Yep, Ibuprofen and a nap.

The truest thing I've read all day.

My grandma can outcook AND out-nice yours!