Extreme hammocking - the new extreme sports for dads who are not athletic enough to actually move around.

This is me every morning when I wake up.

What is this? A pig-donkey?

Am I the only one who sees this and wants to rebel against the teacher?

I hope these students took this clipping and framed it.

Because naturally grown lettuce is too mainstream.

" Throw the ring in Frodo!!!"

Just imagine if our eyes would have slits vertically instead of horizontally. How creepy would that look?

If you haven't sat underneath a desk shaking and on the verge of tears, you're not applying yourself enough. ~ Every damn college out there.

Where is this grocery store? I have a sudden urge to play bumper carts.

I think it'd damn important to know how many burgers can be made from killing these.

I thought it was a sleeping Fellbeast.

Pajamas with a pizza stain on it...

The 'karangbawang' on the sign makes me uneasy and curious at the same time.

It's high couture, human. Nothing you would know anything about.

Does that dog look like he cares how deep that snow is? That's the look of utter bliss if I ever saw it.

If only I could go back to enjoying the little things as much as this little one does.

" Who dares disturb my slumber? Prepare to die puny human!"

So pretty! So pretty that you have to be afraid to touch it because beauty like this nature's way of taunting you.

You respond by high fiving your grandma. She's cool and that's the best use of knitting skills I've seen in a long time. Also, are you guys looking for an adoptive daughter? I'm available.

My heart did a funny hoppy thing when I saw this. I must have it!