He looks like a martial arts master who I have to gain the trust and respect of before he'll start teaching me.

You got a like from me solely for your title.

Is this not the flag of The Avatar? Cause it should be...

Beautiful pupper!

I hate the term "child-porn". I think it's a euphemism. These are pictures/videos of children being raped. These are child-rape not "child porn" videos.
People should be appropriately disgusted when using the word that refers to such a vile, cruel and sickening act.

Meanwhile when I show my cat affection it looks at me, squints its eyes then turns around and walks away.
The only place I can pet my cat is the bathroom. I have been demoted to bathroom petter...

A movie with these 2 plus NPH, please!

If I said it once, I've said it a million times:
I wouldn't even cross the street for unlimited raisins, let alone pay money for it.

I'll drop something shiny that looks like it will be part of some cool quest. Once you pick it up, however, it will lock in to your inventory taking up space/weight, and never be useful for anything. You're going to be carrying it for the rest of your life, though.

I wanna crowd fund this plan, but we have to do it secretly...

I read Geodudes and thought, sure those rocks look a little bit like armless geodudes, but what does that have to do with writing??
It took me way too long to realise I'd misread...
This has been today's dyslexia adventures! Thanks for tuning in!

Fire fox!

Also, don't forget "Ok, den" is an appropriate reply to any statement made and can also be used as a substitute to "bye".

I moved from The Netherlands to Georgia, USA and lived there for some years and I confirm that this is wholly correct.

This meme is so damn old, but I still laugh every time i see it!

That is now my motivation for getting in shape. The man is a genius.

http://www.somai.it/index.php?lang=en
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Pneumatic vibrators.... Ok...

She wrote him an essay on why he sucks... Poor guy will need years to recover from that...

Cleveland is truly a master of words...

And that's what many people don't understand; that because you had to keep it together during some really bad stuff, and managed to do it, you now have no more reserve left and fall apart at the most trivial crap.
It's like running a marathon for so long that you pull several muscles in the process, but you crossed the finish line. Now you need time to heal those muscles and can't really walk all that well anymore.

Acnaib....

I really wish I had read this 2 years ago when you posted it. I needed to hear this so bad then.
Still happy to have read it today and will keep reminding myself of it :)