Have I seen too many horror movies? Because this picture makes me think there is definitely some spirit in there waiting to murder me.

The most epic onesie ever created

They don't really call them "kinder überraschung" do they?
Though at this point nothing would surprise me. Do you know what they re-named "Home Alone" as?
"Kevin ist allein zuhause" Which translates to "Kevin is home alone". I asked my german friend why stop there? Why not make it:
"Kevin ist allein zu hause (und dann kommen Diebe und er muss kämpfen, es ist schwer, aber er ist klug und gewinnt am Ende)",
Which translates to "Kevin is home alone (and then thieves come and he has to fight, it is hard but he is clever and wins in the end)"

Can we talk about the perfect rendition of a round kitty belly???!!!

Is this his way of being "relatable"? It makes me wonder what kind of country club posh stuff he normally does if he thinks this is what relates to the average person...

A for effort, though?

I was given directions to an airbnb by its Norwegian owner. Most Norwegians speak perfect English, but this was in a very remote area an on an island as well, so their English was not perfect. She gave me the following gem:
"Turn left at the Jesus House"
It is to this day the most hilarious and creative way I have ever heard someone describe a church.

He went from rapper to Gap commercial

Honey's nut; Cheery ho's

Rejection never felt so acute and devastating

Rapping would be so efficient it would become standard and all the greatest wizards would be rappers. Just imagine all the rap battles!!!!!!

It's been a while, but about 15 yrs ago I worked at a boutique that sold only italian name brands.
They would buy the jeans for less than 30 $ and sell them for nearly 200 $. People thought they were getting a deal when the store sold them half off, but the store was still getting 3 x the buy in price for them...
I have never looked at clothing stores the same after.
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Oh no, now there's going to be a war on table salt...

I understand how awesome this guy was for the concept, the execution, and the painstaking patience needed to do this, but all I think about is when you sit on that chair you're gonna have spiders in your hair....

NO! GREEN OLIVES FOR LIFE!!!!!

FALSE.
The perfect way is clearly the following:
Tell him about our Saviour; The Lord Jesus Christ Almighty. Don't forget to tell him about remaining celibate even after marriage!

This is cool, but have you seen bonsai trees? Those are normal trees like the ones you see anywhere outside but by diligence and sheer force of will people keep those suckers small enough to sit on your coffee table.

BABY!!! That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong

*Sighs wistfully*
I was Dutch once upon a time, and these were the snacks that made my childhood great.

For SOME ppl their interest is only skin deep. Shallow bastards.