I am Bonkey Song

But where does fried chicken liiiiiveee?!?!

I know those feels...
When I was 6 I was pretending my little plastic shovel were the blades of a helicopter and spun around as fast as I could with the shovel above my head. A bird flew into the child blades of doom and died. I was so sad about having hurt the bird I carried it around until my mom caught me with a dead bird.... She was not happy...

Also Britain:
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"Rest of Europe, look at this thing I made! It is good! It is the most British thing ever!"

Don't piss off old testament God.

But maybe they like to be paint brushes?

He attac
then he snac
No protec
only attac

Take the egg out of the easy to break eggshell, put it in hard to open plastic fake eggshell to make it more convenient!!!
Yup. Good job.

Don't try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth; there is no spoon.

I think he's brave standing so casually next to water.

Every generation has to carry their fight. Let's all thank these brave students for standing up for their right to get drunk cheaply.

What kind of dog is this? I need a Jamesy!!

I guess it's in the same way that your boss owns your car, your house and your clothes, since he gave you the money to pay for it...

More accurate would be a bag of sand and a torch....

It takes years little one, but keep your dreams alive!

If you're not already looking into what costume you should wear and what decorations you are going to put up, honey, where are your priorities?

That sounds exactly like something someone who doesn't want me to get free garbage weed would say....

The best place for chocolate, fries, and waffles?

It's gonna take a lot to drag me awaaaaaay from you!

Having to "code" to get to play games on your computer

Damn Hippocrates oafs

A glass of milk is a good addition to any diet, I do think it's strange you put it next to your cat scratching post?

Somebody needs to take the hint and stop getting onto boats...

Is your girl asian? Cause my family is and this is a common rule in my whole family.

Never swimming in natural water again.