STTTTTTRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEEEE!

1 Month and 1 day later:
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Dearly beloved,
We have come together here to celebrate the lives of two young people taken away from us too soon. May they find peace and eternal grace in the afterlife. Amen.

Is it just me or do some of these look like usernames....

I take about 10 minutes to wash and condition my hair, then I clean my face, scrub my whole body, use a nourishing cream, shave my legs and I'm done. I takes me about 20 to 25 minutes if I hurry, if I take my time it takes me about 35 to 40.
What I don't understand is how you shower in 5 minutes or less?!?!?!?!?! How can you even get yourself properly clean??

Night terrors chili cheese burger

Can I have it????

Seems legit.

The dystopian future is now.

He looks like he stayed in drugs, drank his school and has never done a milk in life.

This has been me all last week, because my cat has decided that he has a song that needs to be sung only in the middle of the night and then at the top of his little lungs for hours on end....
I love him, but wow...

It's all fun and games until you realize indoor plumbing is not possible here.

That's what my cat looked like when I washed her last week

Pretty sure this is where Dracula lives....

Try porn hub instead?

GoT has the 3 eyed raven, this guy has the 3 eared dog.

It looks like they partied too hard and passed out on the spot! Look at that one in the middle just half hanging off the wooden platform!!!

Let's also not forget that correlation can NEVER be assumed to mean causation!!!!
If women who ride horses tend to live longer, don't all sign up for horseback riding lessons!
A more likely reason is that women who ride horses will come from a different social class, a wealthier one, where they have better access to medicine and medical interventions if they are needed. Or perhaps that women who ride horses tend to do more sports in general which increases their overall health. Or a combination of these two and some other unmeasured variable.
So again, let not forget that correlation can NEVER be assumed to mean causation!!!!!!!

hum nom nom nom

Better for the environment, too!

Across this bridge you will find Lothlorien. I'm sure of it.

Such wisdom!

My cat jumped out of a 3rd floor window after I had kept her inside for 2 days.
This is what I imagine she felt as she was doing it.
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(She's fine, she came back a few hrs later and we haven't spoken of it again. The window in question will forever be barred, though)

I recommended Death Note to a good friend of mine and he watched it. I should have told him to wait and not go past episode 24! I wanted to see his face when...
Anyway, he watched until episode 25 then called me and ranted about why the hell I would have recommended this show XD
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