He is so damn adorable!! Look at those big eyes!!

When I see these kinds of posts I often feel like they are written by people who just don't understand the differences between cats and dogs. Just because they are both 4 legged pets, doesn't mean they are the same or enjoy the same treatment.
If you just spend 5 minutes googling "things to know about cats" you will quickly learn why some might not like their tummy's rubbed, or why and when cats get over stimulated.
They are both great animals to have around IF you know how to treat them. :)

Glossing over a shiny head with a little plane shaped spot of hair, did that guy just use a machete to give a kid a haircut?!?!

It's all right up until the doorbell rings and she stands to go open the door...

Bull. I know a bloodbender when I see it.

I recently had a dream where a male friend of mine (someone I don't actually know irl) came up to me and was super proud of his false (wearable) fox ears and tail he had bought.
I took a look at them and said; Those are not fox ears & tail, those are the raccoon ears and tail from super mario 3.
He got so upset with me he broke off our friendship...
:/

Isn't Tom Cruise near 60?? What kind of fight would that be?

Look, I can appreciate a joke as much as the next guy, but have you even considered the dyslexic (like me) when you made this??
I have a strong tendency to overlook words or parts of words, and was convinced for a good minute that he HAD done something inappropriate and had to read it about 5 to 6 times just to make sure I had it right....
Longest minute of my life to tell you the truth...

Ezekiel.... How did you become so knowledgable about the sizes of donkeys and emissions of horses??
Just stop watching wild life, ok? It's making you bitter...

Let's be honest, Ganesh has 4 arms, a trunk, tusks and an axe. Jesus stands no chance.

What does it say on the tall girl's shirt??

Uhm, isn't waxing your balls incredibly painful? Are you sure you're getting back at HER? 'Cause it sounds like you're paying her to hurt you and that you actually just played yourself....

A bit late to the party, BUT I have lived on opposite sides of the planet and it doesn't matter where I am, I am always staying up all night...
So maybe sometimes it just means your sleeping rhythm is a bastard.

His mom looks so young there! I honestly thought it was a cousin or something...

Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat wants. WATCH OUT!!!
Here comes the spidercaaaaaaattttt!

No, YOU!!!!

YESS!!!! Someone else remembers Dungeons and Dragons the cartoon!

The commitment to this joke is admirable. A+

Too much antennae...